i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.
imagine your OTP as an escapist fantasy you preoccupy yourself with in order to cope with your crushing fear of the emotional vulnerability of a real relationship
i hate when i read an amazing, game-changing fic by an author and go to their profile, eyes a-twinkle, and
when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS GREG PIKITIS ON PARKS AND REC DID THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE AS GREG PIKITIS AND NOMINATED LESLIE KNOPE
Drawing things that make you happy is the best feeling. Have some baby fire ladies